so last night my stubble got itchy so i was like 'hey i should shave' so then i did with a razor not with a knife or anything but anyway i shaved with that razor and i don't think i used enough cream or something so i scraped off bits of my chin and i was bleeding everywhere and i was like this is like a freakin' ripoff of mortal kombat because blood = mk all the time so then i ate cereal and bled all over my hands and i was like this isn't very pleasant and then i went to sleep and saw that i had three giant holes in my chin and i was like ow this hurts so then i went to college